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Independence Day

  • +9

A bunch of people audition for a show. They all have issues. At the end they wear shiny gold suits and do a kickline.

ATebbe
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Movie Clips from: A Chorus Line

A Chorus Line (1985)

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Overview
  • Rating:
    PG-13 (USA)
  • Theatrical Release:
    December 10, 1985
  • Budget:
    Not Available
  • Box Office:
    $14,202,899
  • Runtime:
    1 hrs 52 min
  • Produced by:
    Cy Feuer
  • Screenplay by:
    Arnold Schulman
Director
Richard Attenborough
Cast
Michael Douglas Zach
Audrey Landers
Terrence Mann
Audrey Landers
Khandi Alexander Dancer
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Source: A Chorus Line on Freebase, licensed under CC-BY
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  1. A bunch of people audition for a show. They all have issues. At the end they wear shiny gold suits and do a kickline.

    ATebbe
    • +9
  2. Dancing. Basically they can all do that. In the end none of them really gets to do anything though cause they're the chorus, not the star. So why did we just spend an hour and a half watching? Cause one girl had tits and ass.

    LizHolland
    • +2
  3. The curiosity of "A Chorus Line" revolves around the fact that nobody has actually seen the film; supposedly it's been passing hands throughout the gay community for decades, or may be a shared mass homosexual delusion, based on hysterical memories from the musicals that are a disgrace.

    PitterPatterson
    • +2
  4. It's about a particular women trying out for an ensemble of a Broadway show and her past fling with the director, and them trying to reconnect. Oh, and there's also a group of other people trying out, and their lives, but they're not important. Because obviously, a movie called "A Chorus Line" isn't going to be about the people in the chorus, right?

    Telesam
    • +2

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