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  • +4

Half a dozen Christmas songs, singing fruit, talking dinosaurs, ice-skating walruses (walrii?) self-beating bells with human faces, and other things that will probably give you nightmares. Highly recommended!

sir2u
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A Claymation Christmas Celebration (1987)

Source: TMBDb.org

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  • Theatrical Release:
    December 21, 1987
  • Budget:
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  • Runtime:
    0 hrs 24 min
  • Produced by:
    Will Vinton
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Will Vinton
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  1. Half a dozen Christmas songs, singing fruit, talking dinosaurs, ice-skating walruses (walrii?) self-beating bells with human faces, and other things that will probably give you nightmares. Highly recommended!

    sir2u
    • +4
  2. A pair of claymation dinosaurs debate the meaning of the word "wassail" for half an hour. The California Raisins show up at one point. If you were a little kid in the late 1980s, this was actually kinda awesome. Guess you had to be there.

    ralf23
    • +1
  3. The arguing dinosaurs are awesome, of course, but most of the greatness comes from the Christmas musical numbers that interrupt the T-Rex's attempts to explain what "wassail" means (although after years of watching this I still never really understood its meaning). Dangerous ice-skating walruses and doo-wop singing camels are highlights.

    gixi
    • 0
  4. This animated nightmare factory gave me a fear of claymation that, 20 years later, still haunts me.

    LilithSon
    • 0

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