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What is the Cracked Gist?

The focus of each Cheat Sheet is called The Gist. Think of the concise humor of the Craptions section crossed with our Pop Culture articles. Your goal here is to summarize everything anyone needs to know about the subject of your cheat sheet in one hilarious paragraph (500 character limit).

A few things to keep in mind:

  1. Don’t feel the need to rip every movie that you write a gist for. It’s perfectly fine to have a positive, passionate opinion about a film. OR: You don't have to love the movie, but you don't have to hate it either. Being negative does not mean you are being funny. We are never dismissive in our pop-culture articles.
  2. Focus on contributing to movies you have seen, and thought about.
  3. Avoid using the first joke that pops into your head. We're not looking for you to summarize the jokes other people would make. We're looking for you to make interesting and unique observations about the subject you're summarizing.
  4. Try to keep swearing to a minimum. Sometimes, well-placed profanity can help a joke land. Most of the time, a swear word makes your joke feel forced.
  5. There's no one correct way to write a Gist. If you can summarize everything we need to know about the movie in 10 words, that can be funny. It can also come off as glib. If you're having a tough time figuring out how to strike that balance, go to the movie section of Cracked, and study up.

Here are some samples that should give you a good idea of the wide variety of Gists that can work:
The Dark Knight
Independence Day

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Jeff Bridges goes out of character to play a disgruntled man in this story about a washed-up writer who inadvertently adopts a puppy. Unfortunately for Jeff, the dog is in fact Marley in a Border Collie costume and the film plays out like a ‘before’ scene from the Dog Whisperer. Some uninteresting plot developments develop and both Jeff and the pooch are all the wiser for it by the end.

Archaeology Dalek
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A Dog Year (2009)

Source: TMBDb.org

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Overview
  • Rating:
  • Theatrical Release:
    September 03, 2009
  • Budget:
    Not Available
  • Box Office:
    Not Available
  • Runtime:
    1 hrs 20 min
  • Produced by:
  • Screenplay by:
    Jon Katz
Director
George LaVoo
Cast
Jeff Bridges Jon Katz
Lauren Ambrose Emma
Domhnall Gleeson
Lois Smith
Welker White
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Source: A Dog Year on Freebase, licensed under CC-BY
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  1. Jeff Bridges goes out of character to play a disgruntled man in this story about a washed-up writer who inadvertently adopts a puppy. Unfortunately for Jeff, the dog is in fact Marley in a Border Collie costume and the film plays out like a ‘before’ scene from the Dog Whisperer. Some uninteresting plot developments develop and both Jeff and the pooch are all the wiser for it by the end.

    Archaeology Dalek
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