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The Dark Knight
Independence Day

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Several couples old and new visit a country house for a weekend, hijinks ensue. SEXUAL hijinks. But nothing graphic, mind you. Most of these people are kinda old to star in an actual porn film, anyway. Another thing that separates this from porn (good porn, at least) is the presence of ghosts. Not scary ghosts, but magical, life-affirming ones. Anyway, it's a pretty good film, you should give it a shot.

Mxy
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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982)

Source: TMBDb.org

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Consensus: It may not Woody Allen's best work, but the frothy, fun A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy is still worth a look.

Overview
  • Rating:
    PG (USA)
  • Theatrical Release:
    July 16, 1982
  • Budget:
    Not Available
  • Box Office:
    Not Available
  • Runtime:
    1 hrs 28 min
  • Produced by:
    Robert Greenhut Charles H Joffe
  • Screenplay by:
    Woody Allen
Director
Woody Allen
Cast
Woody Allen
Mia Farrow Ariel
José Ferrer
Julie Hagerty
Mary Steenburgen Adrian
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Source: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy on Freebase, licensed under CC-BY
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  1. Several couples old and new visit a country house for a weekend, hijinks ensue. SEXUAL hijinks. But nothing graphic, mind you. Most of these people are kinda old to star in an actual porn film, anyway. Another thing that separates this from porn (good porn, at least) is the presence of ghosts. Not scary ghosts, but magical, life-affirming ones. Anyway, it's a pretty good film, you should give it a shot.

    Mxy
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