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The focus of each Cheat Sheet is called The Gist. Think of the concise humor of the Craptions section crossed with our Pop Culture articles. Your goal here is to summarize everything anyone needs to know about the subject of your cheat sheet in one hilarious paragraph (500 character limit).

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The Dark Knight
Independence Day

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Detective Green from Law & Order leads a musical number at the post office. Kermit the Frog mails his Christmas cards on Christmas Eve and hopes they'll magically reach their recipients in time. Gonzo decides to personally deliver some kids' letters to Santa and Fozzie gets detained by the TSA because of his terrible jokes. Sam the Eagle shows up to teach everyone about mail fraud. Also, penguins vacation at the North Pole, Whoopi Goldberg drives a taxi, and did you know that Zoot is Jewish?

ladynorbert
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A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (2008)

Source: TMBDb.org

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Overview
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  • Theatrical Release:
    December 17, 2008
  • Budget:
    Not Available
  • Box Office:
    Not Available
  • Runtime:
    1 hrs 0 min
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Director
Kirk R. Thatcher
Cast
Richard Griffiths
Jane Krakowski Claire's Mom
Nathan Lane Officer Meany
Uma Thurman Joy
Madison Pettis Claire
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  1. Detective Green from Law & Order leads a musical number at the post office. Kermit the Frog mails his Christmas cards on Christmas Eve and hopes they'll magically reach their recipients in time. Gonzo decides to personally deliver some kids' letters to Santa and Fozzie gets detained by the TSA because of his terrible jokes. Sam the Eagle shows up to teach everyone about mail fraud. Also, penguins vacation at the North Pole, Whoopi Goldberg drives a taxi, and did you know that Zoot is Jewish?

    ladynorbert
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  2. Gonzo forgets to mail Claire's letter to Santa, and fears that she won't get what she wants. Gonzo and the Muppets take a long and ultimately unnecessary trip from New York City to the North Pole to deliver the letter. Santa is touched and takes the Muppets back to New York City to spend time with Claire, which was what she wanted for Christmas all along.

    PanamaRedGonzo
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