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The focus of each Cheat Sheet is called The Gist. Think of the concise humor of the Craptions section crossed with our Pop Culture articles. Your goal here is to summarize everything anyone needs to know about the subject of your cheat sheet in one hilarious paragraph (500 character limit).

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  2. Focus on contributing to movies you have seen, and thought about.
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  5. There's no one correct way to write a Gist. If you can summarize everything we need to know about the movie in 10 words, that can be funny. It can also come off as glib. If you're having a tough time figuring out how to strike that balance, go to the movie section of Cracked, and study up.

Here are some samples that should give you a good idea of the wide variety of Gists that can work:
The Dark Knight
Independence Day

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Freddy Krueger bursts his way out of the dreamworld closet, with a new burning desire to get inside the body of a teenage boy. Young men dance in their underwear, have inappropriate experiences with their male gym teacher, watch each other sleep, and run around trying to get away from Freddy, their firm young muscles glistening with sweat from the exertion. Elton John walked out of this horror movie, calling it "too gay".

sephira
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

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Overview
  • Rating:
    R (USA)
  • Theatrical Release:
    November 01, 1985
  • Budget:
    $3,000,000
  • Box Office:
    $29,999,213
  • Runtime:
    1 hrs 27 min
  • Produced by:
    Robert Shaye
  • Screenplay by:
Director
Jack Sholder
Cast
Hope Lange Cheryl Walsh
Marshall Bell Coach Schneider
Robert Englund Freddy Krueger
Christie Clark Angela Walsh
Cracked Gists
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  1. Freddy Krueger bursts his way out of the dreamworld closet, with a new burning desire to get inside the body of a teenage boy. Young men dance in their underwear, have inappropriate experiences with their male gym teacher, watch each other sleep, and run around trying to get away from Freddy, their firm young muscles glistening with sweat from the exertion. Elton John walked out of this horror movie, calling it "too gay".

    sephira
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  2. Freddy Krueger decides attacking teenagers in their dreams is not enough, and now seeks to possess the body of one teenage boy who has an incredibly hot redhead as a girlfriend, but incidentally, he screams like a girl. The teenage boy responds to this as any high-school kid would: by throwing a pool party. Also, Freddy Krueger seems to be rather fond of school buses at the beginning and end of the film.

    doppelheathen
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