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  2. Focus on contributing to movies you have seen, and thought about.
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  5. There's no one correct way to write a Gist. If you can summarize everything we need to know about the movie in 10 words, that can be funny. It can also come off as glib. If you're having a tough time figuring out how to strike that balance, go to the movie section of Cracked, and study up.

Here are some samples that should give you a good idea of the wide variety of Gists that can work:
The Dark Knight
Independence Day

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By the fourth film in the franchise, Freddy Krueger has returned from the dead so many times that everyone seems more annoyed than surprised to see him again. Freddy kills off the last of the lineage from Elm Street but then continues killing children to no discernible end, thus negating the plot of the first films and even the title of the series. After a handful of cartoonish deaths and an uncomfortable moment with Freddy in drag, one girl discovers she can absorb the powers of the other Dream Warriors who have been killed and she uses them to fight Freddy in a final showdown in which Freddy disappears rather than dies.

shealaverty
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Freddy Krueger:

You've got their powers. I've got their souls. Come on!

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

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Consensus: Freddy Krueger returns once again to terrorize the dreams of the remaining Dream Warriors, as well as those of a young woman who may know the way to defeat him for good.

Consensus: No consensus yet.

Overview
  • Rating:
    R (USA)
  • Theatrical Release:
    August 19, 1988
  • Budget:
    $7,000,000
  • Box Office:
    $72,500,000
  • Runtime:
    1 hrs 39 min
  • Produced by:
    Robert Shaye Rachel Talalay
  • Screenplay by:
    Wes Craven Brian Helgeland
Director
Renny Harlin
Cast
Lisa Wilcox Alice Johnson
Robert Englund Freddy Krueger
Brooke Theiss Debbie Stevens
Rodney Eastman Joey Crusel
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  1. By the fourth film in the franchise, Freddy Krueger has returned from the dead so many times that everyone seems more annoyed than surprised to see him again. Freddy kills off the last of the lineage from Elm Street but then continues killing children to no discernible end, thus negating the plot of the first films and even the title of the series. After a handful of cartoonish deaths and an uncomfortable moment with Freddy in drag, one girl discovers she can absorb the powers of the other Dream Warriors who have been killed and she uses them to fight Freddy in a final showdown in which Freddy disappears rather than dies.

    shealaverty
    • +14
  2. The kids in the movie fight to stay awake. The audience does the same thing.

    Groucho2010
    • +3
  3. You know you're running out of ways to bring a character back from the dead when their fourth resurrection involves flaming dog piss. And as one can imagine, Freddy lost quite a bit of his edge in the process.

    anonymoushippo
    • +2
  4. New Line Cinema demands Wes Craven to get them more money, so again Freddy returns and kills people in their dreams, this time with NEW Special Effects that make the movie EVEN better *Cough*, am I done with this yet ?

    DavidTroi
    • +1
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  1. 2.
    Freddy Krueger:

    How's this for a wet dream?

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  2. 3.
    [about the roach motel]
    Freddy Krueger:

    You can check in, but you can't check out.

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  3. 4.
    Debbie Stevens:

    Mm, there's Dan Jordan. Mm-hmm! We are talkin' one major-league hunk!

    [Alice's daydreams]
    Alice Johnson:

    You know, you are one major-league hunk.

    [laughs] Daniel 'Dan' Jordan:

    Thanks, Alice.

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  4. 5.
    Freddy Krueger:

    Wanna suck face?

    Sheila Kopecky:

    No!

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  5. 6.
    Rick:

    It's Avoid All Contact Day.

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