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The focus of each Cheat Sheet is called The Gist. Think of the concise humor of the Craptions section crossed with our Pop Culture articles. Your goal here is to summarize everything anyone needs to know about the subject of your cheat sheet in one hilarious paragraph (500 character limit).

A few things to keep in mind:

  1. Don’t feel the need to rip every movie that you write a gist for. It’s perfectly fine to have a positive, passionate opinion about a film. OR: You don't have to love the movie, but you don't have to hate it either. Being negative does not mean you are being funny. We are never dismissive in our pop-culture articles.
  2. Focus on contributing to movies you have seen, and thought about.
  3. Avoid using the first joke that pops into your head. We're not looking for you to summarize the jokes other people would make. We're looking for you to make interesting and unique observations about the subject you're summarizing.
  4. Try to keep swearing to a minimum. Sometimes, well-placed profanity can help a joke land. Most of the time, a swear word makes your joke feel forced.
  5. There's no one correct way to write a Gist. If you can summarize everything we need to know about the movie in 10 words, that can be funny. It can also come off as glib. If you're having a tough time figuring out how to strike that balance, go to the movie section of Cracked, and study up.

Here are some samples that should give you a good idea of the wide variety of Gists that can work:
The Dark Knight
Independence Day

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Dr. Gustav Niemann wants revenge on the man who had imprisoned him, Hussman, so Dr. Niemann revives Count Dracula - a far more difficult and awesome feat than simply killing Hussman himself. Niemann smartly disposes of Dracula's coffin once Hussman is dead, ensuring Dracula's destruction by sunlight (until the sequel, House of Dracula). Dr. Niemann revives the Frankenstein monster, who tries to hide Dr. Niemann in some quicksand to protect him from villagers with torches.

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House of Frankenstein (1944)

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Overview
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  • Theatrical Release:
    December 01, 1944
  • Budget:
    Not Available
  • Box Office:
    Not Available
  • Runtime:
    1 hrs 11 min
  • Produced by:
  • Screenplay by:
Director
Erle C. Kenton
Cast
Boris Karloff
J. Carrol Naish
Lon Chaney, Jr. Lawrence Stewart Talbot
John Carradine Count Dracula
Anne Gwynne
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Source: House of Frankenstein on Freebase, licensed under CC-BY
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  1. Dr. Gustav Niemann wants revenge on the man who had imprisoned him, Hussman, so Dr. Niemann revives Count Dracula - a far more difficult and awesome feat than simply killing Hussman himself. Niemann smartly disposes of Dracula's coffin once Hussman is dead, ensuring Dracula's destruction by sunlight (until the sequel, House of Dracula). Dr. Niemann revives the Frankenstein monster, who tries to hide Dr. Niemann in some quicksand to protect him from villagers with torches.

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