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The focus of each Cheat Sheet is called The Gist. Think of the concise humor of the Craptions section crossed with our Pop Culture articles. Your goal here is to summarize everything anyone needs to know about the subject of your cheat sheet in one hilarious paragraph (500 character limit).

A few things to keep in mind:

  1. Don’t feel the need to rip every movie that you write a gist for. It’s perfectly fine to have a positive, passionate opinion about a film. OR: You don't have to love the movie, but you don't have to hate it either. Being negative does not mean you are being funny. We are never dismissive in our pop-culture articles.
  2. Focus on contributing to movies you have seen, and thought about.
  3. Avoid using the first joke that pops into your head. We're not looking for you to summarize the jokes other people would make. We're looking for you to make interesting and unique observations about the subject you're summarizing.
  4. Try to keep swearing to a minimum. Sometimes, well-placed profanity can help a joke land. Most of the time, a swear word makes your joke feel forced.
  5. There's no one correct way to write a Gist. If you can summarize everything we need to know about the movie in 10 words, that can be funny. It can also come off as glib. If you're having a tough time figuring out how to strike that balance, go to the movie section of Cracked, and study up.

Here are some samples that should give you a good idea of the wide variety of Gists that can work:
The Dark Knight
Independence Day

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A weird, hilarious sci-fi/horror musical. Seymour is a nerd who works in a flower shop and pines after hot-yet-ditzy coworker Audrey. He finds a small cute carnivorous plant and names it "Audrey 2" not knowing how big it will get. After a few drops of blood are no longer enough for his hungry baby, he reluctantly helps the plant lure human victims to their fitting and song-accompanied deaths in a doo-wop murderfest. When the plant grows large enough to challenge him...it's suppertime for sure.

Kamikaze Phoenix
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Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

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Overview
  • Rating:
    PG-13 (USA)
  • Theatrical Release:
    December 19, 1986
  • Budget:
    Not Available
  • Box Office:
    Not Available
  • Runtime:
    1 hrs 34 min
  • Produced by:
    David Geffen
  • Screenplay by:
    Howard Ashman Charles B. Griffith
Director
Frank Oz
Cast
Rick Moranis Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene
Vincent Gardenia
Steve Martin Orin Scrivello, DDS
Tichina Arnold Crystal
Freebase CC-BY
Source: Little Shop of Horrors on Freebase, licensed under CC-BY
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  1. A weird, hilarious sci-fi/horror musical. Seymour is a nerd who works in a flower shop and pines after hot-yet-ditzy coworker Audrey. He finds a small cute carnivorous plant and names it "Audrey 2" not knowing how big it will get. After a few drops of blood are no longer enough for his hungry baby, he reluctantly helps the plant lure human victims to their fitting and song-accompanied deaths in a doo-wop murderfest. When the plant grows large enough to challenge him...it's suppertime for sure.

    Kamikaze Phoenix
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