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  • +15

Donnie Darko falls for Anne Hathaway blah blah blah love story. Oh she has Parkinsons blah blah blah. They break up. Blah blah blah get back together. End. Only reason to watch: tits.

soadluvr98
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Movie Clips from: Love and Other Drugs

Love and Other Drugs (2010)

Source: TMBDb.org

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Consensus: It's a pleasure to see Hollywood produce a romance this refreshingly adult, but Love and Other Drugs struggles to find a balance between its disparate plot elements.

Overview
  • Rating:
    R (USA)
  • Theatrical Release:
    November 04, 2010
  • Budget:
    $30,000,000
  • Box Office:
    $102,313,925
  • Runtime:
    1 hrs 52 min
  • Produced by:
    Scott Stuber Edward Zwick Pieter Jan Brugge Marshall Herskovitz Charles Randolph
  • Screenplay by:
    Edward Zwick Marshall Herskovitz Charles Randolph
Director
Edward Zwick
Cast
Anne Hathaway Maggie Murdock
Jake Gyllenhaal Jamie Reidy
Judy Greer Cindy
Hank Azaria Dr. Knight
Gabriel Macht Trey Hannigan
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Source: Love and Other Drugs on Freebase, licensed under CC-BY
Cracked Gists
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  1. Donnie Darko falls for Anne Hathaway blah blah blah love story. Oh she has Parkinsons blah blah blah. They break up. Blah blah blah get back together. End. Only reason to watch: tits.

    soadluvr98
    • +15
  2. Go out and rent a brownie point earning romantic movie for your girlfriend......and end up with some hot HOT anne hathaway soft core porn. Yeah and there some Viagra and Parkinson disase too.

    devastatingdoug
    • +2
  3. Parkinson disease ? Kickass hand jobs ...

    LordAnkhHul
    • +1

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